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BOONIES SIGHTING!  Drummer Sal Boonie was spotted this weekend behind the tubs in a local speak-easy at an undisclosed location within the Circle City.  A rare cameo for Sal, apparently a good time was had by those in attendance, most unaware of the celeb's presence.  He was sporting a bald skull-cap and using the moniker Mick Jojoba.

This curious fan wasn't fooled.  When approached, Mick (Sal), wasn't fazed that his real persona had been compromised.  When asked about rumors of Raul's death...he was quick to shrug it off simply saying “    “.

Other Boonies news...a statement made by Juan Lenin that The Boonies are bigger than Jesus caused quite the politically incorrect backlash from multiple religious groups.  Zealots were quickly subdued, however, when Juan clarified that in fact The Boonies ARE bigger than Jesus.  Jesus Esparza, who turns out to be the gardener for The Boonies manager Eppie Brianstone, measuring 4'4” tall. The master horticulturist hails from Guatemala, where NO ONE is actually bigger than any of the Boonies.  He speaks the truth.

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